Aamir Khan to make an episode on SRK fiasco on Satyameva Jayate

Mumbai: On Sunday, the Khan of ‘truth’ came out with a statement that has shocked the entire Bollywood. Aamir Khan in a press conference said, “I would like to make an episode on the Shahrukh incident that happened in Wankhede that night.” When a reporter asked if it wasn’t a bit bizarre to make an episode on Security Men getting abused by a star as stars are known for slapping, drinking, slapping, driving recklessly, slapping, exposing their valuable assets, slapping and organizing Swayamvars [Swayamvars? Seriously?] To this Aamir replied, “My sympathies are with all the people who get abused by our community [He belongs to the community? :P] but the episode would not be on the security men getting abused but it would be on a Star getting abused. Shahrukh, a star, was assaulted by them, now that is a rarity.” This spread uneasiness in the entire room.

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Finally MCA says sorry to SRK

Mumbai: MCA in a press statement on Saturday said that it is sorry for what happened with SRK. “We apologize to SRK for the events that have developed over the last couple of days. The treatment wasn’t meant for him and we lift the ban that we imposed on SRK with immediate effect. He can come with anyone, even Aamir Khan and Salman Khan, and watch a match in Wankhede.” It further said, “All of the treatment that SRK received was in reality intended for KRK. KRK has been the culprit for the fiasco. The way he tweets about BCCI, our parent body, with all the C***** and M***** we thought of teaching him a lesson. And as far as SRK is concerned, SRK, for his affinity towards controversies got in the middle of all of this. We are extremely sorry for this. As far has KRK is concerned we ban him from entering Wankhede for his entire “life-term”. [! (?)] We might even be forced to take legal actions if he does not stop tweeting abusively.”

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Mortal Kombat–Submission

Mortal Kombat was a ‘lovely’ game wasn’t it? I don’t know as I never played it. Whether you played it or not should not concern you as this post is about anything but that game. Well, this post is about the dreaded ritual (ah! I love this word 'ritual', say it loudly R-I-T-U-A-L) that every engineering student has to go through. Yes I am talking about the Term End Submissions. Yes most of you who are reading this would have cringed at a mere thought of it. That is the charisma of submissions.

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Times have changed

Remember about the fan pages on facebook “I grew up in the 90s” and “80s?” Yeah this is 2010s and time is one of the many things that keep ‘constantly changing’ – whether for good or for good of bad, no body knows. What is certain is that it keeps changing. Enough of philosophy now to point. I just returned from one of my childhood friends’ house. We watched “Step Up 3” and then I returned as he had pack as he had to go to Gandhinagar where he works. All well, isn’t it? Well, it wasn’t like this always.

Rewind to year 1998

When I first met him. He and his brother were playing cricket and I was waiting for papa to come and pick me up. I went to them and asked if I could join them, they said yes and the only thing I remember after that is that his brother and I were busy chasing for the ball hit by him. It was not a pleasant experience back then but today I do cherish it. I was never a good batsman, never scored more than 40; never a fielder, saved a four but by that time the batsman had run four runs; never a blower, was easy to hit but yes I did take “crucial” wickets as I could turn the ball. Keyword: Cricket

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The day I shall return to Facebook

13 March, 2012 01:38 AM
When it comes to social networking actions and engagements are more important than participation. – Me
In the previous post I said that I would set criteria that must be fulfilled for me to start using Facebook again. Here are some of the criteria, all or some (I have not yet decided :/) must be fulfilled. Of course ‘all’ is very unlikely. I should have a feeling that I have accomplished something. So here is the list.

1. Have 1000+ followers on twitter. follow me here @rahulpandeyc
2. Earn 10k+ INR in a single shot! No alcohol please.
3. Complete 28 levels of ProjectEuler.net
4. Learn to code decently in C, C++, Java, PHP, JavaScript, CSS, etc. (More to come later.)
5. Have project experiences in programming. (obviously, an aftermath of the previous point.)
6. Have an Apple device ‘or’ an android ‘and’ blackberry.
7. Lose my virginity. (isn't on the minds of engineering students the moment they get admission? :P)

The above list might increase.

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